Step right up, step right up!
Yes, you! Right this way!
Come and experience the one, the only,
the world renowned
traveling HISTORICAL EXTRAVAGANZA
for your WONDERFUL EXHILARATION
for your FANTASMAGORICAL EDIFICATION
(based on the works of Louis Daguerre, of course)
the Polyrama Panoptique!!
Proving that history is fiction today made fact!
Before your very eyes, we shall recount those years in which FREE MEN
stood up in the face of TYRANNY
and for LIBERTY, EQUALITY, BROTHERHOOD,
fine virtues of course which we now know and cherish,
GAVE THEIR LIVES
for in those days the people’s enemies led by TERROR
but our stalwart brothers lived by REASON!
This way, this way!
Under the folds of this tent you will find we have spared no expense,
left no stone unturned, no egg unbroken,
to bring you the most modern and advanced display of man’s progress!!